News Archives

01-17-06 OH WOW DO I NEED TO PUT SOME NEW SHIT ON HERE

12-07-05 Well, it's been a while since I've updated this mofo. Just letting you bitches know that we are not out of any kind of bussiness, whatever it is we do.

However, I have been doing something, and here it is:

I would like to introduce my latest bit, Dave Bigda and the Wanton Friars, featuring Dave Bigda as lead vocals and lead guitar, Andre Zachavabluntsausage on the bass, his brother Max Wonsausage Seagull playing rythm guitar, Phil McCrevis on the kit, and Mr. Poppa Whompa "The P-Hole Stompa" on guitar/keyboards, and Yackov Daly as backup vocalist.

Also, Dave Bigda and the Wanton Friars also features up and coming sax player, Man Dc. Nellis, and from all the way from Kingston, Jamaica, congo player Ivonna Ann-Jov.

Please welcome us in to your ears...

10-19-05 New freestyle featuring new guys Mark and Dan. Visit Dan C- 'Bout To Fuck Your Mom's Butthole to hear the new tune.

SHIT YEAH.

10-04-05 I got a case of some psuedo-blues and I wrote this piece just because I wanted to, visit The CrazyNigg3rs.tk Blues Song by clicking that, or go to the audio page and click the link there.

I have also done a bit of work to the site, rearranging and items and deleting some. I have switched up the format of the pictures page a bit, and any photos that are taken during recording will now be placed on the audio page itself, rather than on a seperate page. FUCKING DONATE BASTARDS.

10-03-05 In light of recent events, I am taking down the song Kally Kay. Maybe at a later date, we'll remake the song about something else, but that'll have to wait.

Get better Kyle, and take it easy Pete, but suck a dick Laura.

10-01-05 Whoa nelly, me and JP have re-recorded the Jaysus tune, and it fucking owns you and your family. You have no idea. Just give it a chance, don't be shy, just because it hits you so hard like a fist with a set of brass knucks on it don't mean you got to back down. Visit it on it's page, Jaysus On April 29, 1992 (Revamped).

Next item up for bussiness, I am looking to expand the site, or in my terms, make it much more bitchin'. It'll cost a small amount, but I will be taking donations if you would like to chip in. I will give an ode to you at the end of each fiscal month through what we do best, a song. My own idea, but I'm willing to do it just for those who will support us. See me in school, hell, even a 25 cent donation is welcome.

09-17-05 Rap, I never expected it to show up here, but it's what happened. A 2 song rap collection, featuring a Freestyle battle, and "Kally Kay". Go find it on the audio page or click on the album name- See a Titty and I Poke It, Roll a Blunt and I Smoke It, there.

I am also going to start adding photos from recording sessions. Go to "Photos and Art" to see the photo album, or you can find a link on the song's page. I am doing this for every song from now, or atleast try to. See the first album at "See A Titty and I Poke It, Roll A Blunt and I Smoke It" photos.

09-12-05 Welp, it's been a while since I've updated this page, but now's a good time. I have added a new page titled Short Stories, with it's first addition, "Jacking Off With a Three Cheese Sandwich", I wrote it in study hall, it was nice.

Anyways, audio will be coming soon, just haven't gotten the time for it yet.

08-05-05 It's old news now.

08-04-05 I added a fucking poll, why? Well, I'm right at the limit now, where I need to start deleting shit off the site, because of Tripod's brilliant 20 megabytes of worthless space. So-

PRETTY PLEASE, WITH SUGAR ON TOP, VOTE FOR YOUR FAVORITE FUCKING AUDIO, THE ONE WITH THE LEAST NUMBER OF RESULTS, IS GONE. HA!

Since you're all a bunch of lazy asses, the poll should do you just enough, pussies.

07-26-05 A technical update here. I've reformatted all the audio to a smaller bit rate, which makes every piece of audio even smaller in drive space. All recordings will be put up now at a maximum size of 128Kbps.

I have also reworked all the audio pages to include statistics on all the audio, which include run time, file size, and bit rate.

Casio Synth has also come to life and is fuckin' shit up.

07-25-05 New piece of work put up, You Suck Laura Kurjanowicz. A nice jam session, with our good friend Laura in mind. Whore.

07-21-05- Site improvements/additions today. I have added a Forums page. Post, eat shit, whatever you feel like doing.

I've also added a News Archives page, as stupid as it maybe, I would like to keep this page, sort of clean. :)

07-17-05- Alright, I'm finally done with this preliminary recording, see Jaysus On April 29, 1992 by clicking right there you assbags.

Ok, I have fixed up the audio page. Now each piece of audio has it's own page, with credits, and any lyrics if it was written before hand. The recordings Stoner's Corner and How Many Jews? don't have any lyrics because they were both improv. work, however Jaysus On April 29, 1992 does, and they fucking rule.

I'm planning on redoing the Jaysus On April 29, 1992 with drums. Once that is finished, I will upload that in place of the original recording thats on there now.

Coming up, more real pictures of us at work on this crap, and also new sodomy tracks such as Smells Like Teen Sodomy, and hardcore/boyband track, Stop the Bleeding! Both will be up within the next month. Shit, I love doing this.

07-14-05- It's a nice sunny day at Tranquility Bay!

07-12-05- I have uploaded a Production page to the site. View it to see how shit's done behind the scenes.

07-11-05- Shit, people are still visting, amazing. Anyways, I uploaded a ton of photos on to the "Photos and Art" page. More will be added later as more is made and/or found.

Me and JP have made up a hot new track, a parody of Sublime's April 29, 1992. Man that shit is fucking HOT. That'll be up soon along with a lyrics page. More audio is on the way motherfuckers, so keep on checking back.

07-07-05- Purevolume has approved of my page which includes How Many Jews?, and two actual pieces of work with me on vocals/guitar and Pete on the lead guitar which are two Clash covers of London's Burning and Clash City Rockers. Visit the page here http://www.purevolume.com/crazyniggerswebsite and I am also putting a link to it at the top of the Audio page. Check back for some more updates since it actually seems like I'm getting hits. 39 page views yesterday... unreal.

07-06-05- More audio put up

07-05-05- Page put up, with some stuff on the side