Sunday nights have always been a lonely time for a young, single, entrepenuer such as myself. Many a time I have dreamt
of holding a beautiful woman in my arms, brushing her long, luxurious ruby red hair out of her eyes, and kissing her
luscious lips. Unfortunately, I am not exactly the womanizer of my generation, so I have never been able to grab the girl
of my dreams and love her as I please.
Usually when I come home from a long, hard day at the office, I brew up some Folgers coffee, put some Barry Manilow records
in to the player, and relax in my easy chair while watching the TV on mute. It's very entertaining. On the weekends, I hang
out with my poker buddies that I met while eating a cheeseburger in a McDonalds, sitting next to an old bum that was rubbing
his balls through his sweat drenched pants.
But Sunday night, I dread going back to the grind of my daily job. I hoped for something to rescue me. I used to smoke
pot, but after getting beaten with a shovel by my father, I never dared go back to that evil plant. I just sit home and watch
"The Simpsons", but the show has kind of been going off a cliff lately. Sometimes I make up some tea and eat cookies, but
Chunk style Chips-a-hoy wasn't doing it.
So tonight, I decided to test my culinary skills in placing cheese on bread. I have three cheeses I usually place on
my lunch sandwiches, parmesan, mozzarella, and swiss cheese. Tonight, however, they would all meet for the first time between
two slices of white bread.
I took my delightful treat with me to the easy chair in front of my 78'' plasma screen TV, grabbed the clicker and sat
back. I began to surf through the channels, FX: Rescue Me sucks and Dennis Leary takes it in the ass, FOX: Simpsons, sucks,
ESPN: Sweaty jock friends patting each other on the ass, CBS: Survivor, blows, ABC: Peter Jennings, dumbass. There was
nothing worth a damn on.
Until I found one channel, in the 2000's somewhere. This channel was different, extraordinarily different. I have
never seen this kind of programming, but it was there, and it was real. I felt a tingling in my boxes, and noticed an "erection,"
is what my friends call it.
It was amazing. These two girls, were just ripping each others clothes off, doing what I wanted to do, to them.
I began touching myself, a lovely tingle with each touch. Soon, I pulled down my boxers, exposing it, and began stroking
hard and fast. I reached for my three cheese sandwich, and took one bite, oh how magnificent that bite was. I moaned
in delight. I switched back and forth between the lesbians, and the sandwich. It was amazing, I fell off my chair, still
stroking hard and fast. I shoved the sandwich in to my mouth, screaming a muffled scream of pleasure, nearly choking
on the wonderful taste. It was magic. I then exploded all over my rug.
That was it, jacking off with a three cheese sandwich, rules.
