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Jaysus On April 29, 1992 (Revamped)

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Lyrics
 
April 29, 1992- Jaysus was dying for your sins tell me where were you?
You were sitting home whacking your willy, while he was participating in Christianity
 
First spot we hit was Apple Bees, Jaysus wanted a Last Supper with his homies
The waiter said may I offer you BBQ chicken sire? Jaysus says "fuck off" and turned Apple Bees into a structure fire
 
Next spot we hit was the Roman Church, Jaysus knocked up a nun and stole from her purse
9 months later that kid was born, and now she's featuring in her own child porn
 
Jaysus is doin' no time
 
Finally we got to the crucifixtion site, they hoisted him on to the cross with all their might
Mary ran off and fucked a crooked cop, since that day that virgin has been a fiend for cock
 
To top off the events of that crazy day, Jaysus whipped out his dick and made the Christians gay.
Suck my dick Atlanta, what the fuck?
 
 

 
Credits
 
Written July 11th, 2005 by JP Culligan and David Bigda
Revamped recorded on September 30th, 2005 by JP Culligan and David Bigda
 
Lead Vocals: JP
Backup Vocals, Guitar, Bass: Dave
Drums: Casio
Original Composer: Sublime
 
Statistics
 
Run Time- 2:10
Size- 1.98Mb
Bit Rate- 128Kbps
 
Comments
 
We re-recorded this badass on the eve of October, going for a much more lively sounding track, and better instrumentation, and we by no means failed. I absolutely love this recording. The bass, guitar and drums fit perfectly, and the vocals much more energetic, and the backup vocals emphasizing certain parts of the song lyrics. "Now she's featuring in her own child porn!"
 
Yeah, we are infinitely better than Still Cycle.
 
The most sacreligous song on the planet
 
Note: We still have the original recording to the song, and we will most likely put it back up here when we purchase some more space, but for the time being, this recording rocks cock and it will slap you in the face and leave you bleeding on the side of the road. Stay tuned motherfuckers.

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